It's about time that someone went to hell to rescue the non Yahweh believers. If you won't do it than I will try to save those souls. Time must work differently over there. Being stung by a bee makes time go by so slow. A broken heart is even more painful and each second seems like forever. Burning in fire for forever when it comes to seconds or hours is... the guilt trip the Christians and Catholics preach in order for you to join them. I must go to hell all by myself to help the individual self thinkers and save their souls.
The first step is to commit unforgiving sins. I'll start with working on the sabbath in order to make a few bucks. Not too worried because the staff at StarBucks and Wallmart will call the cops when the crowd starts throwing rocks. Next is to watch adults videos like most Christians do because some of the women are so hot! Guaranteed Christians love Porno because the Porno business sales generate more revinue in the western world than all sporting events combined. If lucky enough not to be stoned to death because of working on the sabbath, watching 80s porn with my girlfriend and her 2 lesbien friends should be enjoyable.
I refuse to commit murder beacause I'd be locked in prison with many racist Christians and have little way out.The so called guaranteed way to get into hell is to reject the holy spirit, but I like spirits. Especially the human spirit. People that live on the edge and are not affraid of enjoying life. Whether riding rollercoaters or bungy jumping, I respect those guys. They live life to the fullest and respect the elements. Unlike those that wait for Jesus or John Frum to return.
I GOT IT! Perhaps I could even rape my neigbours' 20 year old virgin daughter that looks likes Tammy Fay but older. No that wouldn't work because if caught, I would have to pay the father a few shillings, just under $30 in todays money and marry her. Plus their is always the chance of the cops catching me and being sent to prison with the majority of prisoners being Christian or Catholic. Yes being with the Freaks is not my plan. Though escape wouldn't be impossible, it would take a great deal of time and limited resources to get the fuck out of there.
Yes, I am very pleased that many people rejected religion and decided to live their lives as being good, honest and kind because they know that's the right thing to do. No longer will they have to use up time, give money to the church or even donate to those money hungry evangelists on TV. People that grew up with religion being shoved down their throats and relized a certain age that religion does more harm than good, will live great lives and their children will have the opportunity to do the same. If Jesus were to come down, he would throw the brainwashed down into hell, if there was 1.
Since many Christians believe that there is a hell and full of bad people (non believers), someone has to check it out. To tell you the truth, if all the murderers and rapists and child molesters are in heaven, hell isn't a scary place at all. I'd check it out and just might stay. Perhaps there will be someone down there with issues of classic Playboy that are hard to find or there might not be anyone to save after all. I like Elvis not because he wrote Gospel songs, but because he loved women. A lot of beautiful women. Many Christians believe that he's up in heaven or even STILL ALIVE! Doesn't matter where I go when this short experience on this planet is over, no matter what, religious parents will continue brainwashing their kids with fear and guilt and others will enjoy what life has to offer and not waste time and resourses praising a GOD that far
from OMNIPOTENT if there was one!